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Who care about the implementation....

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A gem from Dilbert.

The art of making forecasts

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A part of management is do forecasts. Forecasts are most of time based on totally wrong assumptions or worse past historical data. Even after making a forecast, how many times are they really tracked against performance. I guess the only reason to make a forecast is to justify a decision. So always make a rosy, over-the-top forecast because no one likes a depressing one to start with. If the rosy forecast does not meet the performance you can always make excuses of " external unknown environmental variable s".

Project Estimatation and Approval

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Morale building during recession

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Thank Godness that no one in my team reads my blog or Dilbert.

Cloud computing and security

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For all the skeptics (CTO/CIO) who believe in inhouse IT department rather than that cloud computing due to security reason, here is a good argument given by my bro-in-law. "So how many companies keep cash reserves in cash/gold rather than in banks due to security issues"

Real Work

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There are many good technologies which are cheaper. But the hidden cost is in the migration, re-training and most important deployment of the solutions. I often argue with a solution provider that they have to pay us to do a evaluation rather than the other way round.

Budgeting for a product

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Where does Scott Adam get these insights ?

Its January, its Appraisal time

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As much as I dread getting and doing appraisal, it is a necessary evil. However Dilbert has yet again made my day.

Reboot or Die

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As an IT manager, I wish I could do that :-)